A Christmas gift for ages 8–12

Murphy's Law for Kids

The toast lands butter-side down. The printer breaks the night before the project is due. Now there's a book that explains why – and helps kids laugh about it.

101 hilariously true rules, principles and life lessons for surviving school, friends and family – by Professor Max Murphy.

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Cover of Murphy's Law for Kids by Professor Max Murphy: a bright yellow cover with buttery toast, a fried egg, a spilled drink and an alarm clock flying around the title

Why grown-ups give this book

Every child knows the feeling that the whole world is against them. Murphy's Law for Kids turns those everyday disasters into rules they can recognise, laugh at and bounce back from.

Reluctant readers welcome

Short, punchy chapters make it easy to dip in, read one law, laugh, and come back for more – ideal for kids who struggle to sit with longer books.

Laughs that build resilience

A fun way to understand life's unpredictability, so setbacks feel less personal and more laughable – without ever feeling like a lecture.

"That's SO true!"

Laws about school, homework, friendships, siblings, sports, technology and family road trips – situations every 8–12 year old will recognise.

A taste of Murphy's Law

Three laws written for this website in the style of the book (the book itself has 101 different ones).

Sample law

The Law of the Missing Shoe

You will find one shoe straight away. The other one has moved house and won't come back until you're already late.

Sample law

The Law of the Brilliant Comeback

The perfect reply to a mean comment arrives in your brain exactly three hours after you needed it.

Sample law

The Law of the Pencil Case

You own fourteen pens. Thirteen don't work. The fourteenth works perfectly – until the test begins.

Read all 10 sample laws

The Murphy's Law books

Book 1: Murphy's Law for Kids

For ages 8–12. Paperback, hardcover, Kindle and audiobook.

About the Kids book

Book 2: Murphy's Law for Teens

For teenagers surviving school, social drama and everything that goes sideways. Kindle now – paperback coming soon

About the Teens book

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Several books have similar titles. Ours is the bright yellow cover with the buttery toast and fried egg, by Professor Max Murphy.

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